Jordan Joining The Heat?

So far, I've done a pretty good job of ducking the rumor mill. Stories of possible deals for another mediocre small forward just don't interest me a lot in August. But how can I let this one pass by?

"The loose talk around the league is Michael Jordan has been working out like a demon, testing the possibility of joining forces with Shaquille O'Neal in Miami, according to Vandeweghe."

Are you kidding me? This comes courtesy of the Denver Post, via HoopsHype. I don't know if it's true or not, and the man is 40 years old, but it sure is fun to think about.