Beating The Deadline

Got some guys to put up my hurrican shutters pretty cheap. True to the South, two of the three had Confederate Flags as part of their attire, one across his belt, the other on a T-Shirt that had the flag on one half of the back, and a portrait of a woman on the other half with the caption "Southern Tail Chaser" under it. Of course, the leader of the three had no such thing, and was in fact wearing big bulky shorts that could have come straight from the hood. They all worked hard though, and didn't take advantage of the crisis, so they're fine with me.

One interesting blog note: For many bloggers, the struggle is reaching your audience. I know there must be plenty of Floridians who would be interested in this site (not today obviously), but if you type in "Miami Heat" on any search engine there's something like 30,000 sites that come up before mine. But today, somebody found this site in Spanish typing in only "Shaquille". I tried in English and you know what? I'm on the first freakin page! Try it yourself.

Anyway, after my shutters were safely attached, I got to wondering . . . who's taking care of Shaq's house?

I mean, the picture doesn't really do it justice, but it's supposed to be almost 20,000 square feet. How many windows is that? Does it have the attached shutters that you just need to roll down? Does Shaq have to climb on the roof?

Shaq, if you're reading this, email the Captain, and let us know that all is cool.